i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
