so explain again why im purple
no
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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