Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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