But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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