yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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