He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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