so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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