Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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