We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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