R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i was born a porn star she said
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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