it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I've blown a few things in my day
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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