no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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