I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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