I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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