Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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