you guys were way drunker than both of me
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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