At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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