I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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