Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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