careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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