I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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