You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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