I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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