now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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