just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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