just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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