Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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