He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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