I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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