Whod you bang
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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