Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I believe in your delicious
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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