he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize