I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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