you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Randomize
