I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Panties = found
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