Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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