and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
