On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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