i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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