But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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