it wasn't lemon gatorade
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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