what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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