Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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