I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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