She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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