yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
