exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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