They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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