hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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