so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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