i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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