just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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