Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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