So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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